SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2790	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	985741	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	4462	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	755	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	226
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	9932
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.