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The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

animal nation, Animals, Attack, Bomb, carried, catbox, Central Asian, citizen, dumb, EU passport, extremist mosques, general, General Kirillov, Killed, men in Russia, Minecraft, mp4, Muslim, promised 100k, retards, smp, stan, steve, Terrorist, terrorist acts, terrorist attack, Uzbek, Uzbek citizen, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Buy Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, new patch notes, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 Game Database, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, PoE, smp, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, Week 2 Twitch Drops, Wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	5745
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!

But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!

MystMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Exploration, Future, gamemode, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, MystMC, Network, new, ONLINE, OP survival, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2683	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to MystMC we are a brand new minecraft server network with currently only OP SURVIVAL as gamemode. there will be more gamemodes such as vanilla, pvp gamemode and much more in future!

play.mystmc.xyz:47249

Dragon Ball GT Minecraft Server

“anime criticism”, Anime, anime filler episode, anime review, anime scene, anime scene analysis, anime scene critique, anime scene review, Ball, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball GT analysis, Dragon Ball GT critique, Dragon Ball GT episode, Dragon Ball GT filler, Dragon Ball GT scene, Dragon Ball GT unnecessary scene, Dragon.., gt, Minecraft, Server, unnecessary filler, unnecessary scene

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	204	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer dance moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the spawn village, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Desktop Environment Minecraft SMP

arch linux, compatibility, configuration, convenience, Customization, Desktop, desktop environment, efficiency, Environment, Gnome, KDE, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Performance, Personalization, productivity, smp, software, Stability, user interface, Window Managers, windows

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Windows and want to spice up your gaming experience? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Arch Linux running with KDE and Gnome because… why not?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild penguin appears because Linux is just that cool. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a gnome army.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the chaos of Arch Linux, join us now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP.

InfernoGrief server Minecraft

Battles, Grief, Grifersky, InfernoGrief, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	975
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Grifersky on server 1.16.5!Immerse yourself in the world of battles with other players!

Mc.InfernoGrief.ru

Pull ’em up and buckle up, fellas Minecraft Server

Baggy pants, Belt buckles, Belted pants, Belted trousers, Buckle, Buckling up, casual wear, clothing, Crowning, fashion statement, fashion trends, Fashionable men, FELLAS, hip hop culture, men’s accessories, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, PULL, Pulling up pants, sagging pants, Server, street style, Style, trendy, urban fashion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	104	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	5122	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were crowned the king of the land. How, you may ask? By pulling up their virtual pants and buckling up for the ride of their life! It’s a wild world out there, and only the bravest and most stylish players can survive.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the king of Minecraft! Just remember to pull ’em up and buckle up, because things are about to get crazy.

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, date, dating apps, dating attention, dating disappointments, dating frustrations, dating struggles, digital dating, guy, internet, internet dating culture, internet relationships, Meet, Minecraft, modern dating, online attention, online connections, online dating, online flirtation, online romance, relationship expectations, self-blame, smp, social media dating, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, BIAS, blocky, careful consideration, Conclusion, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, dislike, Fun, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negative feelings, opinion, personal belief, perspective, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Server, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	681803
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Peacock King edition, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

Absurdity, BIZARRE, chair, confusion, disbelief, FANTASY, Fauna, fictional creatures, funny, Happening, humor, meme, Minecraft, odd, Orc, orcs, Server, Spice, strange, surreal, toilet humor, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3