SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	5811
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5976	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4623	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Potions Brewed:	79	Players Killed by Monsters:	7988
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	235	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	789	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4408
Animals Bred:	63	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

Players:	105/800	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22