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TaxCraft: IRS Invasion!

cryptocurrency, data access, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, Digital Currency, digital privacy, Doge, financial information, government access, government surveillance, Invasion, IRS, IRS request, online privacy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy rights, TaxCraft, taxpayers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than DOGE himself! That’s right, the meme doge is now requesting access to taxpayers’ personal data from the IRS…but don’t worry, he’s just using it to build the most epic Minecraft world ever!

Join our server for a chance to team up with DOGE and uncover the secrets of the IRS database. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

InvictusCraft: Trudeau Talks & Harry Chills

American athletes, Canada, CHILLS, closing ceremony, Competition, Delivers Message, disability, friendship, Global community, Harry, honoring heroes, inspirational speech, international event, Invictus Games, InvictusCraft, justin trudeau, Military, prime minister, prince harry, Sportsmanship, Support, talks, trudeau, Unity, Veterans

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing and having a good time? well then u gotta join our server! why, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story.

so one time, justin trudeau, yea the prime minister of canada, he came to our server and he was like “hey gamers, i love minecraft and i love u all” and then he started doing the floss dance and everyone was like “woah, trudeau, u got moves!” it was epic.

and then, out of nowhere, a bunch of american athletes from the invictus games showed up and they were like “we heard this server is lit, we wanna join too!” so they started building a giant statue of prince harry out of diamond blocks and everyone was like “wow, that’s dedication!”

so yea, if u wanna hang out with justin trudeau, american athletes, and build epic diamond statues, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Unity Boosted, Party Unifying

assassination attempt, Boost, Boosted, Divides, Event, extra hostility, fear, hostility, opposing party, Party, party unity, Political, political divides, REPUBLICAN, republicans, stoking, Support, trump, unifying, unifying effect, Unity, violence, widen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!

our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!

come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. 😜🌈🎉 #minecraftmadness

DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2228
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1795
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	111
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	6368
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4516

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	749766	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	1762	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mines Excavated:	2045	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	990
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Star Shards Collected:	285

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2442	Dimension Hops:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	887651
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3