Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	5291
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4300
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crops Grown:	2839
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.