Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP

abuse of power, Actresses, actresses speaking out, assault survivors, Celebrities, famous women, film industry, harvey weinstein, Hollywood, Hollywood predators, Hollywood scandals, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, PREDATORS, predators in Hollywood, scandal, sexual assault, sexual harassment, Sleeping, smp, steve, Victims, Weinstein Company

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	176560
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world!

Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Emeralds Found:	5573	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crops Grown:	2184	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Farms Harvested:	131	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	8686	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3909	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	52	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	5222	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	1560	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	685858	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

… (full list provided in text)

Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

… (full list provided in text)

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	2660
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1408	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!