Slayit | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7052
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	970760	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1950	Holy Grails Found:	1

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6853	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	550
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	4039	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Underground Cities Explored:	5