| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1566 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 677021 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4407 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Votes: | 2325 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3752 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 687 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5529 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Crops Grown: | 5510 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6407 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4219 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 335 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1466 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8064 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8220 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8488 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6148 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 13615 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5870 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4814 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2821 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9892 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
