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| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).
We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.
So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.
So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M
Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!
| Airships |
| Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets |
| Immersive gear from Epic Knights |
| Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops |
| Chunk claiming |
| Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics |
| Routine events with lucrative rewards |
Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play solo on this server? | Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players. |
| Are there special events on the server? | Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing. |
| How does the economy work? | The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors. |
| Is combat a major aspect of the server? | Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships. |
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!
Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5037 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8982 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
