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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.
so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3877 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9510 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!
So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!
Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.
So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
