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| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.
So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.
Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Minecraft Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Mostly-vanilla SMP |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, shops, and more |
You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.
You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx
The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.
We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.
Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?
And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!
And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.
So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
