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| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 521 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 356 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7007 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1907 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7385 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!
Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 99 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
