Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2599 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
