Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?
So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1668 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!
And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!
So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.
But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.
Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.
We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?
So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
