Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9391 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
