Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2229 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
JacuzziMC Information
Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:
Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!
Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21 and above |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Madness SMP? | You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord |
| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP |
| What kind of server is Madness SMP? | Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults |
| How large is the community on Madness SMP? | We have a community of 20+ dedicated members |
| What platform is Madness SMP available on? | Madness SMP is available on Java Edition |
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4878 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 273 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
