SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Star Shards Collected: | 204 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
