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| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8977 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1143 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 584 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
