Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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