Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
Emeralds Found: 4737 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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