Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

    Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 481794 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SMP18AdviceMinecraft

    SMP18AdviceMinecraft
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Boobies Bonanza

    Blocky Boobies Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

    But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 679821
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Star Shards Collected: 137

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8286 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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