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CraftyKremlin

Alliance, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, diplomatic spat, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Japan, joint drill, military alliance, military confrontation, military exercise, military maneuvers, naval exercise, protest, rebuff, russia, territorial dispute, US

so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	3560	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VGS SMP

Active, anti cheats, backups, building, Chaos, Community, Friendly, Griefing, Ip:, Land claiming, mature audience, multiplayer, No Griefing, Peaceful, Protection, rules, Server, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla

Tired of griefing and chaos? Join our peaceful Minecraft SMP! Experience a vanilla-focused world with land claiming, anti-cheats, and frequent backups. Let’s build a thriving community together.

Server ip – 13.234.39.206

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CassiCraft

CassiCraft, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Survival, survival mode

Welcome to cassicraft. On this server, we have a survival mode, which you can have a lot of fun with, with all the things we offer.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	253

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Welcome to the chaotic city of Reno, NV where PVP meets parkour, heists and…custom shops? Just another day with 120+ members!

and…custom, Armored Truck Guards, Businesses, chaotic, Chief of Police, city, Crews, Custom Shops, Day, Eco, Founder Halo, Government, HEISTS, Mayor, meets, members, minecraft for windows, mobile, Parkour, PvP, RENO, Roleplay, Shops, Switch, Whitelist, Xbox

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
City of Reno, Nevada
120+ Members, ran for over 3 years
Active Police + Fire Department Team
Active Criminal Groups
Quests
Gambling
Highly Detailed Jobs
Detailed Cars, Helicopters, Bikes
Player Ran Economy And Government
Parkour Challenges
Large Map
Plots
Active, Supportive Community
Highly Detailed Heists, Legal Jobs, and many other criminal activities
Events!
Special Roles (ex: Armored Truck Guards, Mayor, Chief of Police etc.)
So Much More!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We accept people who are on Xbox, Mobile, Minecraft for Windows, or Switch.
How can I join?	Send a request to either BabyHalo#5944 on Xbox or bunnylua101 on Discord.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BuildCraft Minecraft Server

2020, America, BuildCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, donald trump, election, election 2020, MAGA, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, president trump, REPUBLICAN, Republican National Committee, republican party, Republican President, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump Pence, Trump Rally, Trump supporters, Trump train, TRUMP WON, Trump2020, united states, Usa, Victory, Vote, White House

JoinCome join us in this amazing Minecraft server, where you can build your own world! Our server has the best plugins and the most fun mini-games you can imagine! We have a giant roller coaster, a water park, and even a petting zoo with real-life animals! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have a sense of humor! Come join us and have a blast!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gogeta Super Supper Super Minecraft SMP Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4

Anime, battle, dragon ball z, epic fight, Fusion, fusion dance, GOD, gogeta, Legendary, LEVEL, Minecraft, Overpowered, Powerful, Saiyan, Saiyan Level 4, smp, sniper, Strongest, Super, Super Saiyan God, Super Supper, Supper, transformation, Ultimate form, Unstoppable, warrior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Gogeta Super Supper Super Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4 running around, causing chaos and making everyone else look like total noobs.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you’ll have to face off against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Can you handle the power of a Super Saiyan in diamond armor? Can you out-snipe a god? Can you even comprehend what a Super Supper Super Saiyan is?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world, then come on over and try your luck. But don’t say we didn’t warn you – things are about to get wild.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz

aita, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, Consultation, custody, custody arrangement, DAUGHTER, Decisions, ex wife, ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz, family dynamics, Fatherhood, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Stepfather, trip planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real challenge here is trying to assert your authority as a father figure in your daughter’s life while dealing with the constant interference of Matthew. Will you be able to win back your daughter’s love and respect, or will you be overshadowed by the new “dad” in town?

But that’s not all! Get ready for passive-aggressive text messages, heated arguments, and the ultimate showdown over custody arrangements. Can you handle the drama and come out on top, or will you be left in the dust as Matthew takes over your role as the main parent in your daughter’s life?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the tumultuous world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ex-wives and step-dads to battle against?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MagicHills

Adventure, Anarchy, Architecture, Citybuild, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Towny, Unique Features, Vanilla

MagicHills.de is a Minecraft citybuild server that stands out from other servers with its unique features and custom content. The focus is on building and designing your own cities, but what’s special are the custom items and plugins that expand and personalize the gaming experience.

Thanks to special plugins, MagicHills.de offers a variety of functions that are not available on conventional Minecraft servers. This allows players to use exclusive items, gain special abilities or access unique game mechanics designed specifically for this server. This gives the classic city build principle a new dimension and ensures a varied and creative gaming experience.

The server is aimed at players who enjoy building their own city, participating in an active community and being surprised by new, innovative content.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Atlantis – Where even the creepers wear SPF 50!

Atlantis, CREEPERS, Discord, Grief Prevention, Land Claims, Safe, SPF, Vanilla, wear, Whitelisted

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server with Grief Prevention
Features	Forever land claims, No server wipes
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/Y3GrqkC8Fg

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted. You can apply for access on our Discord server.
Does the server have grief prevention features?	Yes, the server has grief prevention features to ensure your builds remain safe.
Are there any server wipes?	No, the server will never wipe, ensuring your creations are safe for years to come.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

befriending, ended up, EXPLAIN, Followers, frens, Friend-less, hivemind, ISOLATION, jew puppet, Loneliness, Lonely_Legends, Minecraft, normies, Sheep, sixth sense, smp, social outcast, Support, support thread, together, weird, worth it, zero friends

Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDeception

CraftyDeception, dangerous label, dangerous product, deceptive branding, deceptive marketing, deceptive name, deceptive product, deceptive title, false advertising, false impression, false name, misleading brand, misleading information, misleading label, misleading name, misleading packaging, misleading product, misleading title, misnomer, tricky name

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

Accelerate, aerial surveillance, Conflict, Defense, Drone Revolution, drone warfare, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, Fast, innovation, Innovation in Ukraine, Military, military innovation, military technology, national security, Technology, track, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian Armed Forces, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Echo MC

adventurers, Bedwars, Builders, Custom Plugins, custom server, Echo MC, Explorers, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, thrilling quests, unique gameplay

Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5