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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 379 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 8649 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8072 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.