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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9427 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.