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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Votes: | 1892 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.