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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1714 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7535 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.