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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8569 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.