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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5247 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Votes: | 2507 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.