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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4485 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.