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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7397 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1740 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Ores Mined: | 3697 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.