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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.