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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8821 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 655 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.