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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2864 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 176 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.