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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2031 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Votes: | 6767 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 30 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.