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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.