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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5349 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Votes: | 5761 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.