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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5268 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.