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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3818 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Votes: | 6663 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.