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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9967 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.