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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7287 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.