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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1019 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 131 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.