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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 816 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4402 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 406235 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.