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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8435 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3808 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.