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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1713 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.