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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2984 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.