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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1063 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1814 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.