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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7110 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.