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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 207 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.