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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.