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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 397 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.